The stash no more!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

my rents got back from their week long vacation/real estate search in NC today. My pops steps through the door minus a mustache! (the magnum p.i. look is gone people!!) i gotta say it again. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! he has had one since before i was born. the only time i have ever seen him without one is from photos when he was in twenties.

I was in shock for like an hour, hell i still cant believe it. he looks so different. he looks like....a 52 year old version of...me! well, a fatter, older version of me, but its me. its so weird. its those dominant american chromosomes i guess.

my mom hates it, she says she feels like she is sleeping with another man. haha
I tried to tell him to sport some burns and maybe a goat but my mom shot that shit down pretty quick!
I still can't believe he finally went through with it. he always talked about it, but its just one of those things...
hahaha - what a BAD FUCKIN' CAT!!

Dan, andi, and nik are all going to flip their whigs!!!